- cosmo tip: upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are
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carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
(Source: caffeineandcartridges, via brokendreamsemptybottles)
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- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
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- me: weighs self
- me: kills self
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- dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
- dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
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i love being in love :)
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